Gambling is for fools and people who are bad at math… now let me tell you about my gambling experiences.
I couldn’t help placing an accumulator on every Premier League game this weekend, but thanks to Watford’s abysmal defence and VAR at the King Power I missed out on £2,651.99… F*ck VAR.
We’ve all had an almost nearly but let me tell you about my actually really.
I was at the Fairwater pub, Cardiff with my uncle and his mates on Boxing Day 2016. After 90 minutes of assuring men double my age my bet was a sure thing, I couldn’t believe it… I actually won!
Something in the region of £150 in cash was mine. I swiftly changed from Carling to Peroni and spent the evening relaying my story to anyone who would listen. My best win to date!
That’s not to say I can only bet on football. My winnings at Chepstow races suggest I am quite the stableman. After seconds of studying the names of horses I knew exactly which horses to pick. My £5 profit for the day suggests a future in professional gambling perhaps.
My only problem is I never bet enough on a winning horse…
You’ve heard my almosts and my actuallies and now I want to know yours. Big wins or losses; upcoming bets or bets that were written in the stars. Please share your stories in the comments section.
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